Themed list: Polyjuice and bodyswap, non-sex
Posted on February 26, 2008
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I decided to split this list based on whether or not people have sex while while Polyjuiced or while their bodies are swapped because some people, I believe, like the kinky scenarios the topic provides while others might be squicked by them but want to read sitcom instead, for which Polyjuice or bodyswap are a perfect device. So, pay attention to the rules and which part is which please!
RULES
What I Take:
- as this is the second list on the same theme, here I take the fics where people use
a) Polyjuice potion,
b) swap bodies;
c) happen to be in somebody else’s body because of other things
and don’t have sex in the mean time. That is, non-sexual or mostly non-sexual use of Polyjuice goes here.
- slash, gen, het - everything is accepted.
In other words, if it’s sitcom-ish rather than kinky, it goes here.
King Draco’s Code, or What I Don’t Take:
- fics where where people have sex while Polyjuiced or while their bodies are swapped; such fics go to part 1 of this list.
- NO canon uses of Polyjuice! That is, no Crabe or Goyle as girls, no Harry and Ron as Grabbe and Goyle, no Barty Crouch Jr as Moody. I’m interested in what people can invent rather than how they can fill in the blanks. This rule doesn’t apply to part 1 of this list.
- what is called “genderbending” as long as the body is the same (i.e. Hermione becomes a boy; Harry’s a girl, etc). Such fics go to the Genderbending list;
- possession doesn’t qualify. That is, when two, I dunno, souls share a body or when Voldemort or somebody else takes possession of somebody else’s body, it won’t do;
- no Polyjuiced whores or brothels. They go to the Prostitution list, part 2.
- Tonks changing her sex or changing herself into another man entirely doesn’t qualify. That’s for a Metamorphmagery list, for somebody else to make.
- no WIPs that have only a chapter or two written;
- no drabbles;
- do not bring fics that you haven’t read;
- do not bring fics that you didn’t like;
- do not bring fics the authors of which show no grammar or spelling skill even if you liked them;
- do me a courtesy, please, do not leave only a link. I’d be really grateful if you tell me (besides the title and author) whether the fic is a WIP or completed, what the pairings and the rating are; who Polyjuices into whom. You’ll spare me hours of rushed reading!
The fics are sorted in alphabetical order by TITLE (articles excluded).
Special marks:
# - liked
## - loved
NR - have not read
new - added in the last month or so
These are NOT my recs; it’s just a themed listing.
Thanks to Ignited whose post on the theme I used.
Go to Part 1: Polyjuice and bodyswap sex.
1975, by Narcissa Malfoy (narcissam) NR
Het, PG-13, novel-length. Summary: “The year is 1975 and MWPP are going their merry way. In another corner of Hogwarts, a group of Slytherins tread the primrose path to Hell. This is the story of Severus Snape, Mordred Lestrange, Kenneth Avery, Evan Rosier, Roland Wilkes, and others….. Who was the mysterious Florence? And who was kissing her behind the garden shed?”
Automorphism, by Lasair
Gen, R, one-shot. Summary: “Hermione, disappointment, and a taste of Polyjuice.”
The Beginning of Be Mine, by themostepotente
Snape/Harry, past implied Harry/Ginny and Snape/Regulus, NC-17,novella. Summary: Harry embarks on a strange journey to a place where all things, even second chances, are possible.
A Bloody Dream Come True, by Mousapelli
Ron/Hermione; PG-13, novella. Summary: Ron and Harry have a little accident while dueling, and both find out what it’s like to be the other from the inside.
Cambiare Podentes: Invocare, by Jordan Grant (also in one BIG file here; chaptered at WTP) ##
Harry/Snape; NC-17, novel-length. Warnings: Slash (obviously). Also dubious consent, non-consensual sex, violence, hurt/comfort, and use of druglike substances. These warnings apply to all posts of the story. The link goes to the warning/disclaimer post, further links go from there. Summary: “A new prophecy comes to light, one that promises death for Harry Potter and enslavement for the wizarding world, unless Harry himself consents to being enslaved–irrevocably and for life–to Severus Snape.” Harry uses Polyjuice for travelling.
Cambiare Podentes: Madurare: Sequel to Invocare: Now that Harry has been bound in slavery, how will he and Severus mature the spell to full completion? And how will they deal with the consequences of irrevocable enslavement?
NC-17: Coercion, Disturbing content, Drug use, Masturbation, Dubious Consent, Implied Violence, Partner Betrayal/Infidelity (But it’s a romance. I swear.) (also here in one file or at WTP, chaptered).
The Dating Disasters of Sirius Black, by KabeyK
Remus/Sirius; R, humour, novel-length. Summary: “Summary: For some reason unfathomable to Remus, Sirius always likes to tell him in excruciating detail about his various romantic problems. Not fluffy.” Only one chapter (chapter 9) has Polyjuice hijinks
Death Eater Takes a Holiday, by Lee Lee Potter NR
Snape/Harry; NC-17, very long WIP. Summary: “Albus spells a few Order members back to their seventh year age, and sends them to spend time at Hogwarts for a holiday. The Headmaster’s intent is for them to learn that Harry is indeed mature for his age, so that he will be accepted as a full member. What will happen when Severus returns from his time as a teen, to find he has spent the better part of the week entwined with a certain Gryffindor? And, how do their lives change afterwards?”
Disasters, by Lady Jaida (locked)
Snape/Lupin; PG, one-shot. Summary: “Backstory for Dulce. Remus’ last Halloween in Hogwarts.”
Disguises, by Nemesis
Harry/Snape, PG, short. Summary: Harry and Severus use Polyjuice Potion to sneak around until they are caught. Warnings: Out of Character.
Far from Pure, by fungus_files NR
Gen; PG; novelette. Summary: “An old shack, accidental discoveries, and a Wizarding world at war. Harry and his friends find more than they expect in their pursuit of Ravenclaw’s gauntlets; could there be a cure for Remus as well? Features the trio, Draco, Remus, and Stan Shunpike.”
Fool, by Kass (kassrachel) #
Snape/Harry; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: “Harry has a crush on Snape. April Fool?”
Goodbye Begets Hello, by AbstractConcept (the_con_cept) (locked)
Snape/Harry (some Harry/Draco), NC-17, one-shot. Summary: “Harry finds himself directionless and encounters Severus, who is pleased to offer some guidance.”
The Green of His Eyes, by Rune Scriptor
Snape/Harry; R, one-shot. Summary: “Snape finds a loop-hole in magic.” Warning: Character death.
Harry Potter and the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not, by Aoife Malfoy NR
Discontinued WIP, R. Summary: “Leaves off after the 5th book so Ootp Spoilers beware! It is the summer before 6th year and Harry spends his summer spiraling into a slump of depression, hatred and neglect. Can the savior of the wizarding world be saved from himself? Not slash.” Snape uses polyjuice to disguise himself as Mrs. Figg.
How Mandy Brocklehurst Found The Best Boyfriend Ever, by Jetamors
Minor character het, PG, one-shot. Summary: Harry Potter may be out fighting evil, but Mandy Brocklehurst is focusing on the more important things, like starting fanclubs and trying to win insane bets. Original title “Mandy Brocklehurst and a Bunch of Stuff that Happened.”
I Scream, You Scream, by Jadzialove (or here)
Snape/Harry; NC-17, one-shot. Warnings: Rimming! Summary: Eating ice cream had never been so complicated…or rewarding.
I Loved A Black, by Ziasudra #
Snape/Regulus, Snape/Lucius, NC-17, novella. Summary: “Winter of 1979. Two opposite men are brought together.” Polyjuiced swap between Snape and Regulus.
In the Gloaming, by RaeWhit (joanwilder) (or here)
Snape/Harry, NC-17, 40K words. Snarry Games entry. Team: Wartime. Genre/s: Angst and Romance. Prompt: Draught of Living Death. Summary: Even in Wizardom, death is permanent…except when it’s not..
Interview with the Hero, by Scoradh ##
Harry/Draco, Draco/Blaise Draco/OCs, R, novel-length. Summary: At the age of twenty-five, Draco is confronted with the past he’d rather not remember and the questions that still need answering. Still, a little Slytherin guile goes a long way. The only problem is that he might discover more than he bargained on about the people he thought he knew. Draco does have sex while Polyjuiced, but it’s not described in detail; his other uses of the Polyjuice potion are though, so I’m adding the fic to this part.
Life Less Frightening, by Skarch86
Harry/Draco; NC-17, novel-length. Warnings: some graphic violence, implied violence, character deaths (none of the main ones). Summary: “After Dumbledore’s death everything goes downhill for Draco. When Harry comes unwillingly into the picture, they both have to learn that things are not always what they appear to be.”
Möbius, by Mandy (geneticallydead) (or here; adult-locked post in snape_potter) ##
Snape/Harry; NC-17, novella (4 chapters). Post-HBP. Summary: “Ten years after the fall of Voldermort, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts, celebrated as the saviour of the wizarding world. In the history books, Harry Potter stood over the hollow corpse of Lord Voldermort, vibrant and triumphant, and incinerated that withered old body to the depths of hell. The real truth was, Severus Snape killed Voldermort. Not Harry Potter.”
The Peace Pipe, by TheMostePotente (or here)
Snape/Harry, NC-17, ~11K words. Snarry Games entry. Team: Wartime. Genre(s): Humour/Angst. Prompt: Sanctuary. Summary: Potter is sent to train with a fabled Indian tribe at Dumbledore’s behest. Hijinx ensue when Snape is ordered to supervise.
The Perfect Drug, by 1ightning
Harry/Draco, NC-17, ~14K. Summary: In which Draco’s life is shady, Harry is out to save the world from itself, and revenge turns sour.
Pixie Light and Pixie Dark, by Roses (marcasita) NR
Harry/Draco, R, novella. Summary: Auror Potter discovers that Muggle technology is a very, very bad thing; of course, Auror Malfoy knew this already.
new Precious Things, by anon
Harry/Draco, NC-17, novella. Summary: Scorpius Malfoy has been kidnapped and only one boy man hero can save the day.
Prelude to Destiny, by AnotherDreamer NR
James/Lily, PG-13, novel-length. Summary: “They lived to defy Voldemort. They lived to enact vengeance. They lived in the shadow of better people. They lived to earn the respect of better people. Their story is more than the tragic beginning of the great victory over the Dark Lord. It weaves its way through heartbreaking love, games of magical tag, hours of learning animagi transformations, dates with the wrong sort of boy, and the bonds that death cannot break. This is the story of the people who will star in the footnotes of the great battles of Harry Potter- they who History deems unworthy of great attention and who worked diligently with Destiny to pave the path of the Boy Who Lived.”
Private Property, by AbstractConcept
Snape/Harry, PG-13, short. Summary: Professor Potter is patrolling the castle when he happens upon a very confusing confrontation.
A Proper Holiday, by Ravenna C Tan
Snape/Harry, NC-17, short. Prompt/Summary: Things (kinks) you would like included in your gift: cross-dressing. Optional- Include a scenario (plot device) you would like: I love jealous!Snape or jealous!Harry equally … also, I love the sort of misunderstandings where one of them catches the other cheating and much angst ensues with an eventual hopeful ending (no sunsets and white horses perfection, but hope.)
A Question of Tea, by MusIgneus
Snape/Lupin; PG, short. Summary: The new Defense professor has been spending time with Remus Lupin; Snape does not approve.
Replay, by Barb (it can also be found at the author’s group NR
PG-13; novel-length. Summary: “Aunt Marge’s arrival causes Harry to flee to avoid performing accidental magic again. But when number four, Privet Drive is attacked, he becomes the chief suspect and a fugitive from both the Muggle police and the Ministry. He tries going to Mrs Figg’s but finds unfamiliar wizards there. With an Invisibility Cloak and nowhere to turn he hides in the house next door, to keep watch on Mrs Figg’s. He has no idea that this will irrevocably alter the rest of his life….” Draco Malfoy impersonates Percy with Polyjuice. Also features Blaise, Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle turning into each other secondary to contaminated Polyjuice.
The Seduction of Sirius Black, by sciathan_file
Gen, PG-13, short. Warnings: Character death, misuse of Polyjuice Potion, some (Sirius) innuendo.
A Slip of the Tongue, by Cheering Charm and Vicarious L NR
Harry/Hermione, PG13, 4 chapters. Summary: “When Harry and Malfoy try to jinx each other in the corridors of Hogwart’s the spells collide with a startling effect! Loosely based on the film “Freaky Friday,” how will Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Malfoy handle a few days as the other? Make-up lessons, girls’ slumber parties, thongs, showers, and PMS are just a few of the issues they must encounter while desperately searching for the counter curse to switch them all back!”
Switched, by catsncritters NR
Harry/Snape (?); PG, discontinued WIP. Summary: “AU because of book five. A plan of Voldemort’s backfires and changes everyone at Hogwarts to a different person, slowing his plans. Harry, changed into Blaise Zabini, falls for Severus Snape, without realizing it. Meanwhile, he also saves the day. Whoo! (And, of course, this is pretty general because that’s pretty much all I know for sure, heh heh….)”
Torquere, by TA Salmalin NR
R, discontinued WIP. Summary: Amanda Miller, a perfectly normal Muggle teen, wakes up one morning in the body of one Narcissa Malfoy. The estimable Lady Malfoy similarly finds herself in a suburban home in Massachusetts. And this is what results.
The Troll Bridge, by caleythia
Gen; PG-13, short. Summary: “Oh you know, Potter, I’m just doing what arch nemeses always do: getting revenge.. I told you I’d get you. Now no trying to get away now,” Draco crooned as he sat on the weakly struggling boy and pointed his wand at him. “I have plans for you and me.”
Two Lockets, by Sinick and Acid (or here) #
Snape/Harry, Snape/Regulus, R, novel-length. Snarry Games entry. Team: Wartime. Genre(s): Hurt/Comfort & Romance. Prompt: Grimmauld Place. Summary: Harry, Snape, and the grim old house that keeps its secrets.
Unforgettable, by Leni Jess
Snape/Harry, NC-17, one-shot. Summary: Memories are dangerous things: to give, to get, to keep, and to call up. Warnings Starts out with very dubious consent; however… my giftee asked for D/s, BDSM, breathplay, and/or wall!sex: three out of four ain’t bad.
Walk in my shoes, by SSC
Some Harry/Voldemort, R, novella. Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother’s lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
A Walk In The Forest, by Memorycharm
Harry/Neville, PG, short. Grimm’s fairy tales crossover. Summary: “A story of boys and toads.” Harry’s cursed so he switches bodies with Neville’s toad, Trevor.
A Walk On The Wild Side, by Shocolate
Harry/Ron; NC-17, one-shot. Written for the Harry/Weasley Slash FQF : “One of the Weasley boys has the misfortune to fall in love with straight as a Broomstick Harry Potter. Willing to take what he can get he Polyjuices into his younger sister Ginny and sets out to seduce the boy who lived. To his credit, Harry tries to let her down gently when he confesses to her that he not only prefers boys over girls but also one of Ginny’s brothers over her.”
Walking in his shoes, by hproundrobin (also here) NR
Harry/Snape; R (?), chaptered fic. Summary: “Albus decides that Sev and Harry should spend a week in each other’s shoes in order to better understand each other. They must spend a minimum of one week in each other’s bodies, but before they can switch back, they must perform an act of selfless love. Also, they can’t tell anyone and they have to completely fill each other’s roles in the school.”
Winterwood, by stlrenwench (or here) #
Harry/Draco; NC-17, novel-length. Part of Big Bang HP. Warnings: violence, sex, het, some disturbing content. Summary: There’s no such thing as destiny–there’s only action and inaction, who takes the first step and who sits waiting, check and checkmate. Sometimes the worst part of the fight is the bracing breath before the first step.
A Year Like None Other, by Aspen in the Sunlight #
Gen; R; very long. Summary: “In Harry’s 6th year, a letter from Surrey sends him down a path he’d never have walked on his own.”
Sequel: A Summer Like None Other: PG, novel-length. Summary: Family isn’t everything, as Harry, Snape, and Draco discover in this sequel to A Year Like None Other. How will a mysterious mirror and a surprising new relationship affect a father and his two sons?
Many thanks to everybody who took part in the search!
Do you know any other good fics that might qualify? Please, tell me!
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Walk on the Wild side is at this link now.
http://shocfix.insanejournal.com/164847.html
Just thought you might like the new link.
Thanks!
The Dating Disasters of Sirius Black link was broken for some reason or another. Found an alternative link to the same site, Here http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/kabeyk/TDDOSB.html it should work…
That’s because I can’t code :) Thank you!