Themed list: felching
Posted on September 1, 2007
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The list is for Reddwarfer.
Underage readers, see the topic? Graphic sex, heavy kink/squick. So, shoo!
What’s I take:
- fics featuring felching in any of the meanings as explained below (except the last point):
Felching (as defined in Wikipedia) is a sexual practice in which a person sucks semen out of his or her partner’s vagina or anus. The semen is usually that of the person doing the sucking, though this is not always the case.
The term can also refer to sucking enema fluid from a person’s vagina or anus, though this definition is much less common. Water, urine, beer, or wine are often used in this kind of enema, though introducing alcohol into the anal cavity carries the high risk of death through alcohol poisoning.
The term is also used in reference to several other sex acts, specifically:
the act of inserting animals (more specifically, rodents such as hamsters, gerbils, mice, etc.) into the anus or vagina, which is a form of zoophilia, see gerbilling; or the act of defecating on one’s partner’s torso, which is a form of coprophilia. — this last point doesn’t apply to the current search. It would go to a scat list, were I to make it one day (which I doubt I will). - bestiality sort of felching is OK, as in, Padfoot fucked Harry and then lapped the semen from his arse.
King Draco’s Code, or What I don’t take:
- no scat (defecating and playing with excrements);
- sticking your tongue up somebody’s arse *without sucking out semen* is rimming, not felching. Felching (in the most frequent meaning) involves fluids;
- no WIPs that have only a chapter or two written;
- no drabbles;
- do not bring fics you haven’t read;
- do not bring fics you didn’t like;
- do not bring fics the authors of which show no grammar or spelling skill even if you liked them;
- do me a courtesy, please, do not leave only a link. I’d be really grateful if you tell me (besides the title and author) whether the fic is a WIP or completed, what the pairings and the rating are.
The fics are sorted in alphabetical order by TITLE (articles excluded).
Special marks:
# - liked
## - loved
NR - have not read
new - added in the last month or so
These are NOT my recs; it’s just a themed listing.
All You Have To Do Is Ask, by The_Minx_17 (or here)
Harry/Snape; NC-17,short. Warnings: Established M/s relationship, bondage, sensory depravation (just a wee bit), paddling, rimming, anal play, wanking, gratification denial, use of sex toys for double penetration, felching. Summary: “Summary implies there is a plot…there isn’t one. So, the best I can offer is…There are hazards when scheming against your Master.”
Benediction, by Reddwarfer
Snape/Harry; NC-17, short. Summary: “Severus learns there is salvation in the strangest of places.”
By Proxy, by Switchknife #
Snape/Neville, Draco/Neville; NC-17, short. Summary: “Another day in Potions for one Neville Longbottom.” A/Warnings: Er. Total weirdness. A completely offhand approach to public sex. And dirty talk. And coitus interruptus. And felching.
Chasing the Dragon, by Calanthe (or here)
Harry/Draco, Harry/Blaise, Draco/Snape, NC-17, novel-length. Summary: “Harry arrives back at Hogwarts for his final year, nursing a huge crush on Blaise Zabini. Following a Polyjuice Potion “incident”, Harry learns some VERY interesting things about Malfoy and starts to look at the Slytherin in a different light. Harry lets his imagination, and his wicked streak, run wild, with Malfoy on the receiving end of Harry’s game. A pot boiler - slow to heat up, but when it does, watch out!”
Christmas Cuppa, by Charlotteschaos (or here)
Harry/Draco, NC-17,short. Summary: “Harry presents Draco with an unexpected Christmas gift.” Warnings: squick; rimming; enema; strange ingestions.
Death Eater, by Anj
Tom/Myrtle, NC-17, short. Warnings: er…het. felching. necrophilia.
Deliciously Tasty, by Cravache
Twincest (Fred/George); NC-17. Warnings: Incest, scat, PWP, felching with offensive excrement. REALLY, DISGUSTINGLY SQUICKY. Summary: “Fred and George love everything about each other, don’t they?”
Dirty, by cmere
Remus/Regulus, NC-17, short. Kinks: Rimming, felching. Summary: “It was dirty, that’s what it was…” Pure smut.
Dirty, Dirty Boys, by miz_tyrious (locked post in snape_potter; you should be over 18 and a member of the community to read it)
Snape/Harry; NC-17, short. Warnings: underage sex, dubious consent, caning, spanking, biting, frottage, comeplay, sloppy seconds, foreskin play, bukkake, rimming, felching, role-play. Summary: Detention in the dungeons is dirty, dirty business.
Dirty Toy, by slashpervert
Harry/Fred/George, NC-17, short. Summary: Harry finds Fred and George willing to indulge his dirty desires.
Do it Like the Eskimos, by Lysrouge (or here)
Ron/Pansy, NC-17, short. PWP. Warnings: Interesting uses of snow, light bondage, D/s, cross dressing, queening, breathplay and felching.
Exorcism, by Cluegirl ##
Harry/Ron, NC-17, short. Warnings: Angst, questionable consent, breathplay, rimming, felching, and violence.
Fair Trade, by shinywhimsy
Harry/Neville; NC-17, short. Summary: “Neville gets his hands on a catalogue of Weasley Wizarding Wheezes brand new (and quite naughty) exclusive collection.” Warnings: PWP. Ink play/sex magic. Light bondage. Felching. Implied cross-dressing.
A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, by Faraday
Harry/Draco, Harry/Bill (implied), Bill/?? NC-17, short. Summary: Curse-breaking is a dangerous business. Warnings: dirty talk, rimming, bonding clichés.
Firsts, by swtalmnd # (or here)
Fred/George; NC-17, short. Warnings: Twincest, Same-age Chan/Underage (9, 12, 14), Rimming/Felching. Summary: “The first time Fred kissed George, they were five years old. The first time George touched Fred’s prick on purpose, they were nine.”
Good Ideas, by cmere
Snape/Lupin; NC-17, short. Part of LuciusOM in pervy_werewolf. Kinks: dirty talk, rimming, felching. Summary: “This what you want, Lupin? Rough, grimy, in the middle of this dirty corridor where anyone could walk by?”
Got Squick?, by Mimine #
Squeak, NC-17, Fred/George/Scabbers, not entirely consensual, humour, Part 4 of the series fits the bill. Warning: heavy kink/squick factor.
Hand Over Fist, by swtalmnd (or here)
Snape/Harry; NC-17, short. Summary: “For the pornish_pixies 3 kinks challenge. Harry spends a productive evening in Snape’s quarters.” Warnings: Chanslash (15), felching, verbal bondage, fisting, dirty talk & bukkake.
Horses for Courses, by Eriador117
Harry/Snape, NC-17, short. Warnings: Kinky, D/s, dirty talk, felching. Est. relationship. Summary: Harry surprises everyone by not becoming an Auror after defeating Voldemort. A/N: Inspired by the controversy surrounding a certain actor and his role in an upcoming play ;)
Housewarming, by Busaikko
Snape/Lupin; NC-17, short. Warnings: sensory deprivation (blindfold), felching. Summary: Remus wants to show Severus something. PWP, folks, there’s only one thing deep here…. (R&D story arc, by the way)
new The Importance of Cultivating Family Values, by anon
Draco Malfoy/Teddy Lupin, NC-17, short. Summary: A family visit opens opportunities for Teddy to learn at the hands of a master. Warning(s): Exhibitionism, felching, outdoor sex, implied gang banging, dirty talk.
Inexorable, by anise_anise (locked)
Snape/Harry; NC-17, short. Warnings: chan, felching.
Keeping Fear at Bay, by Snakeling (or here)
Snape/Bill, NC-17, rimming, felching. Summary: “Christmas 1995. At the Black House, Bill is waiting for news of his father. Snape proposes to help him pass the time.”
Sequels: Mind-Fucking (or here), Innocence (or here).
Last Dance, by MajinSakuko
Harry/Draco; NC-17; short. Summary: “It’s the Leaving Ball at Hogwarts, and Draco wants to supervise Harry. What can he do when he doesn’t want the school to know about their relationship? Ask Harry to dance, of course…” Warnings: Felching.
The Line Begins To Blur, by Reddwarfer
Harry/Lupin, Harry/Lupin/Snape; NC-17, chaptered novella. Warnings: AU, Channish (Harry is 15), character death. Summary: A/U: Sirius never went to Azkaban. He raised Harry instead. Remus has been missing for at least 14 years. Harry and Remus meet somewhere other than Hogwarts.
Longer, by Isidore (or here)
Snape/Harry, NC-17, novella. Summary: “Harry is feeling quite betrayed, but he doesn’t know the whole story.”
Love’s Labour’s Lost, by rian219
Sirius/Lupin; NC-17, short. Prompt #36: Taking place sometime within a year before the Potters’ deaths. Angsty, fucked-up relationship where both of them are suspicious of the other and won’t talk about it and so they have lots of angsty, rough fucking. BOTTOM!REMUS PLEASE and for the love of God no references to how he has a wolf inside of him that rears up. Remus is Remus separate from the wolf kthx. No Remi/Siri por favor. I…like porn.
Lower Him Down (With Links of Chain), by LoupGarou1750 (or here)
Snape/Harry/OMC, Sirius/Harry implied. NC-17 Summary: Post OotP. Harry spirals out of control after Sirius’ death and Snape takes him in hand. Warnings: Graphic bestiality, bondage, felching, snowballing, rimming, notnice!Snape.
Mudhoney, by Calanthe
Harry/Draco; NC-17, short. Summary: How far would you go to get your sexual kicks? Would you do anything to satisfy your hunger? Harry and Draco would.
Sequel: Glove puppet: part 1, part 2
Harry/Draco, NC-17, 2 parts. Warnings: This fic contains graphic descriptions of enemas and fisting, with mention of watersports, bondage and sexual submission. It also contains implied abuse of children (not perpetrated by Harry or Draco). In addition, part 2 contains descriptive fantasies about bestiality and squirm-worthy abuse of the appellation Daddy. Summary: Some memories refuse to fade away. When Harry runs into Draco again, in Bangkok, a peculiar chain of events leads to a second encounter, in which Harry discovers just how much abuse a body can take.
Not a Threesome, by the_senjou (or here)
Remus/Severus/Sirius; NC-17, short. Warnings: double penetration, felching. Summary: Severus realises that he hadn’t understood as well as he’d thought.
Of Wolf and Man, by Maeglin Yedi ##
Harry/Lupin/Sirius, NC-17, AU, novella. Warnings: bestiality, underage. Summary: “Remus is stuck as a wolf, Harry is stuck with a very unusual and persistent lover, and Sirius is stuck somewhere in the middle.”
Sequels: How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks (NC-17, short) and To See The Human Soul Take Wing (NC-17, novel-length).
Owned, by swtalmnd & Ruhgozler #
Sirius/Draco, NC-17, short, AU; sequel to Mounted. Cousincest, cross-generational, bondage. Summary: “Sirius and Draco take their relationship a step further. AU. Voldemort never existed, and the Blacks and their two adult sons, Sirius and Regulus, are visiting the Malfoy estate during the summer that Draco turns 17.”
The Perfect Plan, by Seeker (brenantrim) (or here) #
Harry/Snape; NC-17, short. Summary: “Voldemort has found the perfect plan to rid himself of his nemesis.”
Rocking Chair, by Diagonalist
Harry/Dumbledore; NC-17, short. Summary: “Albus gives into the temptation to touch what he considers his own.” Kinks: Chan, wandplay, somnophilia, felching, Non-con.
Sins of the Father, by Xylodemon (or here)
Harry/Sirius, implied Sirius/James and Ron/Hermione; NC-17, short. Warnings: Cross-dressing, dirty talk, dubious consent, cross-gen wherein Harry is about 16.
The Spiral Staircase, by The Moste Potente (locked)
Snape/Lupin; NC-17, short. Kinks: Rimming/Felching, Dirty talk, Mindgames/Manipulation/Humiliation. Summary: “Remus and Severus fuck where they fall.”
The Squeeze, by Cravache
Filch/Moody/Draco; NC-17, short. Warnings: Bestiality and mega squickage. Draco is dragged into Filch’s office to have a little, er, *chat* with Moody and Filch about being such a little brat. Not for the faint-hearted. A/N: This was written for
That Which Is Required, by Mnemosyne (or here)
Snape/Lupin, NC-17, short. Summary: Spring of 1981 - Severus appears at Remus’ door to remind him that he promised Severus anything as payback for almost killing him in their sixth year. Three guesses what Severus wants. Warnings: Light bondage, first time, felching, biting, slight exhibitionism/voyeurism.
Together, by cmere (link to part 2 is at the bottom)
James/Remus/Sirius and every combination thereof, NC-17, short. Warnings/kinks: Rimming, felching, voyeurism. Summary: “Remus loved them – loved them both. They loved him too, and Peter, but they loved each other more.”
Untitled, by anise_anise
Harry/Sirius; NC-17, short. A/N: “emcue asked for some filthy Sirius/Harry and so here it is. And it’s pretty filthy.”
Waiting, by makishef
Lupin/Harry; NC-17, PWP. Summary: “Remus helps Harry forget.”
Where Is My Home? by _inzilbeth_
Snape/Harry; NC-17, short.
With Worldly Hands, by anise_anise
Sirius/Harry; NC-17, short. Chan, dubious consent. Summary: Harry wants to make Sirius feel better.
Many thanks to everybody who helped with the search!
Do you know any other good fics that might qualify? Please, tell me!
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